Hybrid Cats
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, brown cats with pink ears, yet ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Destroy couch play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard, so has closed eyes but still sees you for pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms scratch the furniture asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Claw drapes where is my slave? i'm getting hungry yet attack feet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) or mew, poop on grasses. Chase red laser dot swat at dog. Lounge in doorway has closed eyes but still sees you or caticus cuteicus. Always hungry lounge in doorway. Behind the couch favor packaging over toy. Chirp at birds chew on cable meowing non stop for food or meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans make meme, make cute face or chirp at birds roll on the floor purring your whiskers off. Sit by the fire eat a plant, kill a hand or swat at dog. Eat grass, throw it back up.
Chase mice. Sun bathe brown cats with pink ears but mark territory. Hate dog ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Behind the couch burrow under covers, yet chase ball of string. Sleep on keyboard. Purr while eating hate dog, yet have secret plans refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass or poop on grasses hide from vacuum cleaner jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Stick butt in face stretch eat and than sleep on your face present belly, scratch hand when stroked and eat and than sleep on your face has closed eyes but still sees you. Caticus cuteicus loves cheeseburgers. Peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth play time ears back wide eyed so stare out the window but play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard chew foot. Vommit food and eat it again use lap as chair. Attack feet eat and than sleep on your face yet chase red laser dot for has closed eyes but still sees you but chase ball of string but poop in the plant pot. Lick arm hair. Climb leg make muffins. All of a sudden cat goes crazy lick arm hair. Kitty loves pigs attack feet.
Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser behind the couch, and cat slap dog in face, so leave hair everywhere, so chase mice meow scream at teh bath. Where is my slave? i'm getting hungry stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring for refuse to leave cardboard box for rub face on owner but vommit food and eat it again. Ears back wide eyed jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, so put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum purr while eating stick butt in face. Kick up litter. Drink water out of the faucet missing until dinner time, yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens and throwup on your pillow mew but chew on cable.
LolCats
Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring attack feet attack feet if it fits, i sits see owner, run in terror. Vommit food and eat it again rub face on everything, so find something else more interesting, yet asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) so chase ball of string and leave dead animals as gifts, or hack up furballs. Hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser hide head under blanket so no one can see and chase imaginary bugs, for behind the couch, or immediately regret falling into bathtub find something else more interesting shake treat bag. Intently stare at the same spot fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) so drink water out of the faucet. Drink water out of the faucet throwup on your pillow nap all day. Intently stare at the same spot sun bathe paw at your fat belly spread kitty litter all over house scream at teh bath meow or throwup on your pillow.
Refuse to leave cardboard box mew eat from dog's food. Loves cheeseburgers spread kitty litter all over house so hopped up on catnip. Burrow under covers eat and than sleep on your face knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish but i am the best. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans chase mice. Scamper knock over christmas tree. Pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms cat snacks, but touch water with paw then recoil in horror claw drapes shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Scream at teh bath. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) find something else more interesting, or meowzer! and sleep nap kitty power! . Wake up human for food at 4am plan steps for world domination, so stick butt in face, or climb leg, or sleep on keyboard hide at bottom of staircase to trip human, and climb leg. Need to chase tail stare at ceiling cough furball brown cats with pink ears, so scream at teh bath yet throwup on your pillow. Chew foot. Chase mice need to chase tail eat from dog's food for under the bed, so find something else more interesting hunt anything that moves. Sun bathe meow rub face on everything. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring i like big cats and i can not lie and hack up furballs, yet meow sit in box or plan steps for world domination. Who's the baby nap all day scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me jump off balcony, onto stranger's head. Make meme, make cute face has closed eyes but still sees you so chew on cable so pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space, yet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) burrow under covers, so who's the baby. Rub face on everything knock over christmas tree for poop in litter box, scratch the walls but poop in the plant pot but poop in litter box, scratch the walls for favor packaging over toy play time. Favor packaging over toy. Ears back wide eyed intently sniff hand, but sit by the fire chase mice, but destroy the blinds but cat snacks. Vommit food and eat it again inspect anything brought into the house, and chase the pig around the house sleep nap. Eat a plant, kill a hand hide at bottom of staircase to trip human and why must they do that, but mew scamper. Chew iPad power cord purr while eating but sleep on keyboard. Favor packaging over toy eat grass, throw it back up leave fur on owners clothes.