Evolve

Prisoner of Benda

Now what? For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I just told you! You've killed me!

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Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!

Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

Can I use the gun? There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors! Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too.

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Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg 'fixes' it… then perhaps gifts! A true inspiration for the children. Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book 'Earth in the Balance'', and the much more popular ''Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth', we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards. Professor, make a woman out of me. Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
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Noooooo! Shinier than yours, meatbag. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  • Meh.
  • Who am I making this out to?
  • Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg!
I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Bender, we're trying our best. Fry, we have a crate to deliver. And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
OK, if everyone's finished being stupid. You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! It doesn't look so shiny to me. OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! File not found. I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
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  • Bender, we're trying our best.
  • Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?
  1. Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
  2. Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
  3. You're going to do his laundry?
And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Kif might! We're rescuing ya. Negative, bossy meat creature!
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Negative, bossy meat creature! The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. She also liked to shut up! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites?
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Kif might! Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!

Team Nerdist Takes on Evolve at E3 Tournament

The challenge has been issued! At E3, four teams of nerds – led by the Nerdist.com crew – will face off to see who has the best Hunters (and the best beast mode Monster).

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Love's Labors Lost in Space

And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. And then the battle's not so bad? Well, then good news! It's a suppository. Oh yeah, good luck with that. No, she'll probably make me do it. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

The Cyber House Rules

Ow, my spirit! Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

  • As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
  • I don't want to be rescued.
A Head in the Polls

Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.

The Honking

Large bet on myself in round one. Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? It's toe-tappingly tragic! Bender, quit destroying the universe!

  1. Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
  2. No argument here.
  3. And when we woke up, we had these bodies.
  4. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!

Kids have names? Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs? I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults. In your time, yes, but nowadays shut up! Besides, these are adult stemcells, harvested from perfectly healthy adults whom I killed for their stemcells. No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

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