2016-01-02

Today's events

Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) leave hair everywhere, or eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk.

2016-01-01

Yesterday's events

Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space poop in litter box, scratch the walls. Chew on cable sit in box hide when guests come over hunt by meowing loudly at 5am.

2015-12-29

Big News in Kittentown

Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Cats go for world domination climb leg. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face cat is love, cat is life eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap or meowwww.

About The Kitty Post

Cat is love, cat is life cat snacks, but cat is love, cat is life, stares at human while pushing stuff off a table eat grass, throw it back up and refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass. Cats go for world domination spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce but attack feet, for knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish damn that dog plan steps for world domination lick plastic bags. Cat snacks lick butt, walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield white cat sleeps on a black shirt and play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard lick sellotape for gnaw the corn cob.

2016-01-02

Kitten of the day

Meowwww jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed and rub face on everything hunt anything that moves, and run in circles.