Brosis Mosis Portfilo

Welcome to your worst nightmare just kiddin

For real

Anyway welcome i am BROSIS MOSIS i can cut the ocean in half you jelly
Also i am the brosis mosis i am a poiyato undercover this is me
I am a magical poiyato i speak to the god named Shmitty Mcjesus he is the savoir of the poiyato Our savoir
We are disapearing as time goes on becuase of this
us poiyatos have to survive by drinking holy water which is the drink who Shmitty Mcjesus drank Mountain dew The holy water which made Shmitty Mcjesus turned him from a normal poiyato to a ultra mega poyato he is the only one that is a ultra mega poyato
No one knows how but still he is our savoir.

Hire ME why not i have good skills

Why hire me -

I have some chicken

You are gonna get chicken if your hire me

I will Ruin every thing in your business

I will make all your money dissapear

And i will take your business to the road of Failiure!!

I can code(if you thought NO! you stupid)

SO COME ON DOWN HIRE ME ALREADY!!