The Swear Machine

Developer
David Storey
Size
2,532 Kb
Views
54,648
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How do I make an the swear machine?

Combines random strings to produce junvenile yet amusing swear-words.. What is a the swear machine? How do you make a the swear machine? This script and codes were developed by David Storey on 12 July 2022, Tuesday.

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The Swear Machine - Script Codes HTML Codes

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html >
<head> <meta charset="UTF-8"> <title>The Swear Machine</title> <link rel='stylesheet prefetch' href='http://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Seymour+One'>
<link rel='stylesheet prefetch' href='http://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/animate.css/3.1.0/animate.min.css'> <link rel="stylesheet" href="css/style.css">
</head>
<body> <h1>The Swear Machine</h1>
<h2>For when normal swears just won't do</h2>
<div class="tada animated">	<h3 id="swear" ></h3>
</div>
<p><span id="combinations"></span> combinations and counting</p> <script src="js/index.js"></script>
</body>
</html>

The Swear Machine - Script Codes CSS Codes

body {	font-family: "Seymour One", sans-serif;	text-align: center;	background-color: #FFCC14;	background: -webkit-gradient(radial, center center, 0, center center, 460, from(#FFFEE8), to(#FFCC14));	background: -webkit-radial-gradient(circle, #FFFEE8, #FFCC14);	background: -moz-radial-gradient(circle, #FFFEE8, #FFCC14);	background: -ms-radial-gradient(circle, #FFFEE8, #FFCC14);	font-size: 140%;
}
h1, h2, h3, h4 {	text-shadow: 3px 3px 0px rgba(0,0,0,0.2);
}
h1 {	margin-top: 5%;	text-decoration: underline;
}
h2 {	font-size: 90%;
}
h3 {	font-size: 220%;
}
h4 {	font-size: 90%;
}

The Swear Machine - Script Codes JS Codes

function randomArray(array) {	return array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)];
}
var	adjectives = ["fucking ","pissing ","ruddy ","cunting ","buggering ","holy ","sweet ","sweet baby ","royal ","mother of ","sweet mother of ","holy mother of ","for the love of ","you filthy ","you ","what an absolute ","what a total ","grunting ","filthy ","well that's just ", "you ", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", "", ""],	prefixes = ["cock","piss","cunt","fiddle","fanny","arse","bum","fudge","bugger","shit","shite","fuck","tit","granny","wank","jobbie","crack","snatch","grunt","cheese","butt","crotch","gutter","anal","poo","poop","smeg","filth"],	suffixes = ["sticks","drops","flaps","hole","stain","whore","jockey","growler","fudge","badger","buggery","slut","dirt","sniffer","dodger","tits","rash","bandit","fiddler","job","puppet","stick","snatcher","sucker","goblin","cheese","grunter","wank","biscuits","fuck","worm","fluff","beast","monkey","discharge","shaft","poo","poop","gobbler"],	swear = (randomArray(adjectives) + randomArray(prefixes) + randomArray(suffixes) + "!").toUpperCase(),	combinations = adjectives.length * prefixes.length * suffixes.length;
document.getElementById("swear").innerHTML = swear;
document.getElementById("combinations").innerHTML = combinations;
The Swear Machine - Script Codes
The Swear Machine - Script Codes
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Developer David Storey
Username davidpanik
Uploaded July 12, 2022
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Views 54,648
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