Unminified markup for bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com

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I made this site in response to motherfuckingwebsite.com to show how simple steps can greatly improve readability on websites.. What is a unminified markup for bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com? How do you make a unminified markup for bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com? This script and codes were developed by Drew McConville on 31 August 2022, Wednesday.

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<body> <html> <head> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8"> <meta charset="utf-8"> <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> <title>Better Motherfucking Website</title> <style type="text/css"> body{ margin:40px auto; max-width:650px; line-height:1.6; font-size:18px; color:#444; padding:0 10px } h1,h2,h3{ line-height:1.2 } </style> </head> <body> <header> <h1>This is <em>still</em> a motherfucking website.</h1> <aside>And it's more fucking perfect than the last guy's.</aside> </header> <h2>Seriously, it takes minimal fucking effort to improve this shit.</h2> <p><strong>7 fucking declarations.</strong></p> <p> That's how much CSS it took to turn that <a href="http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/">grotesque pile of shit</a> into this easy-to-read masterpiece. It's so fucking simple and it <em>still</em> has all the glory of the original perfect-ass website: </p> <ul> <li>Shit's <em>still</em> lightweight and loads fast</li> <li><em>Still</em> fits on all your shitty screens</li> <li><em>Still</em> looks the same in all your shitty browsers</li> <li>The motherfucker's <em>still</em> accessible to every asshole that visits your site</li> <li>Shit's <em>still</em> legible and gets your fucking point across</li> </ul> <h3>And guess what, motherfucker:</h3> <p> You never knew it, but it's easy to improve readability on your site. Here's how </p> <h2>Let it breathe</h2> <p> Look at lines 1 and 2 of some shitty website you're building. Assuming they're not married they probably shouldn't be humping. The defaults are trash -- pick a minimum <code>line-height: 1.4</code> for body copy. Headings should be tighter. If you can't see that...piss off. </p> <p> If your text hits the side of the browser, fuck off forever. You ever see a book like that? Yes? What a shitty book. </p> <h2>A little less contrast</h2> <p> Black on white? How often do you see that kind of contrast in real life? Tone it down a bit, asshole. I would've even made this site's background a nice <code>#EEEEEE</code> if I wasn't so focused on keeping declarations to a lean 7 fucking lines. </p> <h2>Size Matters</h2> <p> I know your partner says otherwise, but it's true. Bump that body copy to render close to 16px or more. Smaller type works well for print, not the screen. </p> <h2>Line-width, motherfucker</h2> <p> Looking at an LCD screen is strainful enough. Don't make me read a line of text that's 200 fucking characters long. Keep it to a nice 60-80 and users might actually read more than one sentence of your worthless dribble. </p> <h3>Yes, this is <em>also</em> fucking satire, you fuck</h3> <p> I love what the creator of <a href="http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/">this site's inspiration</a> did. What I'm saying is that it's so, so simple to make sites easier to read. Websites are broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible, but they're also fucking ugly. You and all the other web designers out there need to make them not total shit. </p> <blockquote> "You're a fucking moron if you use default browser styles." <br> - Eleanor Roosevelt </blockquote> <hr> <h2>Epilogue</h2> <p> Inspired by the geniuses behind <a href="http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/">motherfuckingwebsite.com</a> and <a href="http://txti.es/">txti</a>. </p> <p> This page—that isn't a total fucking eyesore—was created by <a href="https://twitter.com/drew_mc">me</a> with help from <a href="https://twitter.com/gabehammersmith">him</a>. </p> </body>
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Unminified markup for bettermotherfuckingwebsite.com - Script Codes
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